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Maybe we’re all playable characters in a cosmic video game, and the fridge is the save point, which is why we all sorta open it, look inside, and then wander off without eating anything.

Pizza is technically called “Mock Pizza” as it’s a dish meant to taste like real Pizza, an extinct animal that was hunted to extinction in Italy in the 1700s.

They never show titties in good movies anymore. A bunch of classic movies have loads of titties. Please bring back the titties.

A freezer in the winter is a funny concept: We create an artificially cold environment to protect it from the artificially warm environment we created to protect us from the actual cold environment

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

it always warms my heart to see birds approving human music like we did it guys we impressed the best

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

Wouldn’t it be great if everyone just shut the fuck up.

My new song ‘toss me into the sun’ will be the antithesis to fly me to the moon

Then call it “Toss me into the sun”

What part of this post did you manage to miss