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santa’s got the gun!

i tried thinking of a caption for this for like 20 minutes so… here’s… the boy

「Okay, but imagine someone getting murdered on the moon - would that be fucked up or what?」

Josh hates this guy so much sometimes how can he even be friend with him? He just wants to kick his ass right now. “I really wanna throw you out the window, did you know that?” He says with a glare on his face, how dare his friend to do something like that.

Aoi got out of the bed, his hand stroking through his hair as he walked past Josh out of the room.      「I know where your kitchen is. I’ll get something to drink myself then.」

         “I was really going full on hulk on that door.”

     「Sure, you did. The doc at the hospital didn’t believe one word you said.」

Was this guy just flirting with him? Probably not but that sounds like the worse pick up he ever heard so far. Sometimes he just wants to kick his ass. “Tch…. well sure…. but just water? we got way more you know.”

     「Sure, you do.」 Aoi invited himself in - even climbed in through the window - but Josh is still showing no surprise to his rather rude behaviour. Shoes striped off, the sassy intruder lay down on the bed, making himself comfortable in it as he smirked at the bed’s owner.      「Wanna bring me “way more” then, hm?」

“Yeah, that’s right. You don’t have much of a choice now, do you?” Why had he asked for a pony again?

「You’re cheating! That’s a dirty trick! How do you know that the Christmas police even exists. huh?」

“If I don’t get it by Christmas, I’ll be reporting you to the Christmas police!”

Gasps.「Not the Christmas police!」

“You broke in…. again? Why can’t you just knock on the door dude like what the hell?! Or my window or something just…. don’t break in what if my dad sees you? He would call the police or kick you out of the house. J-Just…. call me when you come to visit oke?”

「Anyways, don’t you want to give your guest something to drink? I’d like to have some water, please.」

seductive eyes

「I’m not sure if I should feel complimented or creeped out.」I thought you were into my sister, Crackpei.

Zero Escape Challenge Favorite 999 Character → Aoi Kurashiki