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I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

Ever.

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

Every time I take a bath at my grandmas place she walks by the door and yells: you haven’t drowned, have you?! I am a 20 year old woman who went to swimming for 7 years.

I highly recommend being quiet. 

I live in a cheap apartment so the wall are pretty thin and to make a long story short i can hear my roommate having sex to the Amish Paradise song

Absolutely me

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

*gets sweaty from blogging*

leave me alone but also shower me with attention

USA! USA! USA! USA!

interests: that little fast walk birds outside do when they wanna get away from you but they’re not like super committed