Whisky Cow

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

Homura: Just once in my life I would like to get up without experiencing the seven stages of grief. Sayaka: There are only five stages. Madoka: We’re here for y— Kyoko: What are the extra two stages? Homura: Denial 2 and Astral Projection.

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?

AITA for killing that guy

Took 3 expired gift cards out of my wallet and now i can leap over tall buildings in a single bounce

this is from the 2000’s btw