When I was a kid sadness was all I knew and it would almost feel comforting. It would hold me like a blanket hug. I could easily still feel that way if I had time.

Six glasses of water! Seven phone calls!!

Nothing like a night out to remind you why you don’t go out

I wish my mom was still here, if for nothing else, then at least to talk shit about people and unpack our conspiracies.

If there was anyone I trusted my kids with I would have taken a dirt nap by now

The way the last hour of my tattoo today hurted makes me scared for my half sleeve in August 💀

Thinking about that time 7 years ago I almost got a pot leaf tattoo but a guy with a gg allin tattoo said I would regret it