Teodora🌙

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

Finally, Someone Understands

if i was depressed over the guy i’m in love with leaving me, i wouldn’t just simply give up on life and move to maine, why the fuck would i go to maine?

This post gave me whiplash

gosh I really would like to snuggle a boy right now

gayest sport on earth

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

goodnight everyone i love.. cobra starship

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself