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your art is lovely! can i get an anode :D
Day 30 She's fun to draw!
provocation
three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style
they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason
it has been like. two days
lalalalala here are the full things of my other whirl doodles

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Brainstorm has gotta be one of my favorite chaotic scientists 🧪💥
Brainstorm has gotta be one of my favorite chaotic scientists 🧪💥
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i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

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...you and me apart strikes me as intensely wrong...
My never ending nerd cred continues revealing I've got an obscure transformers idw promo piece so undocumented even tfwiki doesn't know it exists and it's just been sitting on my shelf for seven years completely unmentioned
This is nothing. This is a joke post. You want neverending nerd cred?
This toy was never released. I had to bribe a French man via Google translate to ship me this internationally for like $60 fucking dollars. It took me years to locate. Complete in box, unopened.
Factory test shot for bayverse Ironhide. This is a prototype figure!
And entire fucking box of unopened kabaya kits. Eat my ass
Alex Milne commission from 2015! Picked up at NYCC. Drift with pointy teeth and a happy smile.
Flame toys drift pen. Got this at tfcon before any of their actual products had been released. You could only get this pen if you signed up for their mailing list in person.
Valvotron. Tf/Valvoline oil Collab. Non transforming mail in exclusive you could only get by buying 50 dollars of synthetic oil or getting an oil change. Funniest name imaginable.
The botcon 1994 shirt is a reproduction. Yes that's a thing that gets reproductions. The other shirt? A very real hand screen printed Japanese 1999 botcon exclusive.
G1 star saber. Mint. Multiple convention boxsets and exclusives. Plushie brainstorm.
Cib female Optimus prime sam's club exclusive. Numbered elita one diamond select's statue. Arcee is on the other side. Something like 1000 exist. Japanese exclusive black arcee. Quick shadow.
HAPPY FUCKING TWENTIETH BIRTHDAY PHYSICAL COPY OF EUGENESIS SIGNED BY JAMES ROBERTS, AUTHOR OF IDW TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!
NEZHA BABY!!! I HAD TO PAY A SUPER BUY AGENT TO PHYSICALLY GO YO A ETORE AND FIND THIS THING BECAUSE IT IS A MAINLAND CHINA EXCLUSIVE RELEASE JUST BEFORE THE PANDEMIC FOR A SHOW THAT DIDNT COME OUT!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANOTHER PERSON THAT OWNS THIS ONLINE OR IRL!!!
CHUN LI STREET FIGHTER CROSSOVER BABY
HAT OPTIMUS
MTMTE ISSUE 14 PAGE 14 ORIGINAL ARTWORK BY ALEX MILNE
TWO!!! TWO OF THEM!!!!!! TWO SCORPIAS!!! WHO THE FUCK OWNS TWO SCORPIAS!
Do you see that tiny little rba whirl there? That little figurine? On the card? Yeah go check tfwiki for me. You see that listed anywhere? No you do not. I cannot find ANY documentation of this rba whirl figurine but I know it's real because I have it. This was a pack in with the official transformers uk magazine. This is one of.my favourite items. It's an accurate rba whirl figure and it's so cute and it's cheap plastic but literally impossible to find. If you want one you cannot have it. It does not matter how much money you are willing to spend if no one will sell it to you. Check out my completely undocumented but very real licensed rba whirl figure. Who has a more complete whirl collection that me with my magazine rba whirl AND my DORVACK OBERON AHHHHHHH
Oh boy this is a year and a half old. Let's go ham again.
The big shelf today! Everything on the right two bookcases and the top shelf of the left case are girls (+ a few nonbinary/genderfluid characters). There's also two other regular bookcases and a glass case.
This might sound crazy (and it is) but one of these is worth $600 and I stare at her every morning
This thing is such a BIZARRE little oddity, it's an American sold bootleg of a random little Japanese transforming robot lion, and the original eventually had its mold reused to make a really obscure transformers toy I really love. And this is this ancient bizarre bootleg of it. I love weird stuff like this basically more than anything else.
HEEHEHE
Here's one of the other shelves. On the bottom you can see all of my comics, books, movies and games. I have all my tfa stuff shoved in one shelf for some reason and I need to move them. A bunch of rodimi. Again, need to reorganize now that I've stolen the MP and the mmc one from alphonse. Also the shelf under it with blades, the big white and orange fella, are all canonically gay characters. Not even all of them, just the ones that aren't on other shelves.
My zone collection! Well... My TMUK/TMUK adjacent collection. I have a modern dratchet zine somewhere lol
My RBA selects magazine figure signed by Courtney Shaw. 💖💖💖💖💖 this is my favourite toy I own. It's one of my most beloved characters and it's so crazy show accurate and it's this weird little cheap European magazine pack in toy that you could NOT find if you wanted to actually find one. I asked her to sign it as Whirl Jr because it's a popular headcanon to me and a lot of the fandom that she's the daughter of MTMTE whirl in the comics. She was delighted to do so.
I really want to track down another if I can so I can give it to Ms. Shaw lol. She doesn't own one! The most accurate toy of her character! And she's tried to find it! A bit darkly hilarious but she got very excited when she saw me pull it out of my bag and said she had seen a photo of it online- I asked her to describe the photo out of curiosity and was delighted to find that yes, it was a photo id taken lol. God I love this thing
The Sacred Six. My favourite MTMTE polycules. MMC chromedome and rewind, Voyager Brainstorm (that I panel lined!), MMC tailgate and a chugs Cyclonus with the mmc upgrade kit. And finally a custom whirl I made with a shapeways kit and an rotf tomahawk! I also made him a tiny scraplet baby heehee (and a great sword, because it's what he deserves)
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!!!
Trans-mutate. Genderless beast wars character. This is a build a figure, meaning you had to buy- five? Six? Other toys to get it, with each box having a different piece like a limb. Not only expensive but frustrating to find whole.
Old botcon exclusive bag. I like botcon merch.
More nezha lol. Also some model kits. And kicker.
The thing I referenced in the top of this post. This is the actual sins of the wreckers comic and then a tiny promo comic that they left at NYCC in... 2013...? 2014? Anyway I grabbed one and held onto it obviously and found out seven years later it's not documented on tfwiki LOL. Now that's obscure
Some old G2 euro stuff. Colouring books and what have you. I need to do something with them.
Me and my original ink of MTMTE 14 page 14 and also my copy of the script for MTMTE 14 opened to page 14
MAGAZINES MUAHAHAHHAHAHA
My MTMTE notebooks are signed and so is my Eugenesis lol
Bitty bots plushie brainstorm @whirling bought me :)
My slipstream ita bag!!!! I need more tf pins and stuff lol
but really, having brainstorm and whirl working at cross purposes as to the central conflict of Elegant Chaos is great. they're both characters whose backstories emphasize their lack of agency and the way in which the institutions they've served have systemically made sure to deny them any sense of greater purpose; whirl when he was forced away from the life he chose for himself by functionism, brainstorm by virtue of being an MTO intended to be nothing but cannon fodder spat out onto battlefields until he died. so having those two* be the ones who get to play out the central question of what future cybertron does or doesn't get is fantastic. whirl insisting that he won't let the Functionist Universe exist no matter what moral quandries everyone's discussing bc he cannot stand to have them 'win' after everything... that if he has the ability to get that final say over them the way they always had over his life he's gonna take it no matter what... and by contrast you have Brainstorm who was built specifically for war in a way he couldn't ever get away from, who would let the last act of his existence be to prevent the entire thing from ever happening because who the hell is gonna stop him now? he has no idea what pre-war cybertron was like; he only knows the war, and he only knows that if he stops it, he finally gets to say it was all bullshit on his own terms. it's great. Elegant Chaos is so good. i get mad about how good it is sometimes.
(*along with Rewind, who also fits into this paradigm, and whose motivations also specifically stem from a sense of lacking agency... buuut I already talked abt Rewind in EC haha.)
I have so many dead wives that my reoccurring flashback sequences with them have ad breaks

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bit fruity but ok lad
suffering is being a fan of comics that are both well liked and out of print.
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