this robot is a lesbian

This toy was never released. I had to bribe a French man via Google translate to ship me this internationally for like $60 fucking dollars. It took me years to locate. Complete in box, unopened.

Factory test shot for bayverse Ironhide. This is a prototype figure!

And entire fucking box of unopened kabaya kits. Eat my ass

Alex Milne commission from 2015! Picked up at NYCC. Drift with pointy teeth and a happy smile.

Flame toys drift pen. Got this at tfcon before any of their actual products had been released. You could only get this pen if you signed up for their mailing list in person.

Valvotron. Tf/Valvoline oil Collab. Non transforming mail in exclusive you could only get by buying 50 dollars of synthetic oil or getting an oil change. Funniest name imaginable.

The botcon 1994 shirt is a reproduction. Yes that's a thing that gets reproductions. The other shirt? A very real hand screen printed Japanese 1999 botcon exclusive.

G1 star saber. Mint. Multiple convention boxsets and exclusives. Plushie brainstorm.

Cib female Optimus prime sam's club exclusive. Numbered elita one diamond select's statue. Arcee is on the other side. Something like 1000 exist. Japanese exclusive black arcee. Quick shadow.

CHUN LI STREET FIGHTER CROSSOVER BABY

HAT OPTIMUS

MTMTE ISSUE 14 PAGE 14 ORIGINAL ARTWORK BY ALEX MILNE

TWO!!! TWO OF THEM!!!!!! TWO SCORPIAS!!! WHO THE FUCK OWNS TWO SCORPIAS!

Do you see that tiny little rba whirl there? That little figurine? On the card? Yeah go check tfwiki for me. You see that listed anywhere? No you do not. I cannot find ANY documentation of this rba whirl figurine but I know it's real because I have it. This was a pack in with the official transformers uk magazine. This is one of.my favourite items. It's an accurate rba whirl figure and it's so cute and it's cheap plastic but literally impossible to find. If you want one you cannot have it. It does not matter how much money you are willing to spend if no one will sell it to you. Check out my completely undocumented but very real licensed rba whirl figure. Who has a more complete whirl collection that me with my magazine rba whirl AND my DORVACK OBERON AHHHHHHH

The big shelf today! Everything on the right two bookcases and the top shelf of the left case are girls (+ a few nonbinary/genderfluid characters). There's also two other regular bookcases and a glass case.

This might sound crazy (and it is) but one of these is worth $600 and I stare at her every morning

This thing is such a BIZARRE little oddity, it's an American sold bootleg of a random little Japanese transforming robot lion, and the original eventually had its mold reused to make a really obscure transformers toy I really love. And this is this ancient bizarre bootleg of it. I love weird stuff like this basically more than anything else.

HEEHEHE

Here's one of the other shelves. On the bottom you can see all of my comics, books, movies and games. I have all my tfa stuff shoved in one shelf for some reason and I need to move them. A bunch of rodimi. Again, need to reorganize now that I've stolen the MP and the mmc one from alphonse. Also the shelf under it with blades, the big white and orange fella, are all canonically gay characters. Not even all of them, just the ones that aren't on other shelves.

My zone collection! Well... My TMUK/TMUK adjacent collection. I have a modern dratchet zine somewhere lol

My RBA selects magazine figure signed by Courtney Shaw. 💖💖💖💖💖 this is my favourite toy I own. It's one of my most beloved characters and it's so crazy show accurate and it's this weird little cheap European magazine pack in toy that you could NOT find if you wanted to actually find one. I asked her to sign it as Whirl Jr because it's a popular headcanon to me and a lot of the fandom that she's the daughter of MTMTE whirl in the comics. She was delighted to do so.

I really want to track down another if I can so I can give it to Ms. Shaw lol. She doesn't own one! The most accurate toy of her character! And she's tried to find it! A bit darkly hilarious but she got very excited when she saw me pull it out of my bag and said she had seen a photo of it online- I asked her to describe the photo out of curiosity and was delighted to find that yes, it was a photo id taken lol. God I love this thing

The Sacred Six. My favourite MTMTE polycules. MMC chromedome and rewind, Voyager Brainstorm (that I panel lined!), MMC tailgate and a chugs Cyclonus with the mmc upgrade kit. And finally a custom whirl I made with a shapeways kit and an rotf tomahawk! I also made him a tiny scraplet baby heehee (and a great sword, because it's what he deserves)

Trans-mutate. Genderless beast wars character. This is a build a figure, meaning you had to buy- five? Six? Other toys to get it, with each box having a different piece like a limb. Not only expensive but frustrating to find whole.

Old botcon exclusive bag. I like botcon merch.

More nezha lol. Also some model kits. And kicker.

The thing I referenced in the top of this post. This is the actual sins of the wreckers comic and then a tiny promo comic that they left at NYCC in... 2013...? 2014? Anyway I grabbed one and held onto it obviously and found out seven years later it's not documented on tfwiki LOL. Now that's obscure

Some old G2 euro stuff. Colouring books and what have you. I need to do something with them.

Me and my original ink of MTMTE 14 page 14 and also my copy of the script for MTMTE 14 opened to page 14

MAGAZINES MUAHAHAHHAHAHA

My MTMTE notebooks are signed and so is my Eugenesis lol

Bitty bots plushie brainstorm @whirling bought me :)