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You couldn't help me with an incredibly important decision, could you?

If it's romance we're looking for I believe I have just the thing.

I never suspecting that this was the day that was gonna change my life forever.

Shall I go and get you a cappuccino?

I'm sorry, can you just give me a second?

Okay. What if I did have a book down my trousers?

I was gonna steal one but now I've changed my mind.

Do you want my phone number?

I don't think you'll believe who was just in here.

I'm really sorry. I live just over the street. You can get cleaned up there.

Would you like a cup of tea before you go?

Would you like something to eat?

Do you always say "no" to everything?

I'll just take my one chance to say it.

I'm very sorry about the "surreal but nice" comment.

I've got nothing to smile about.

I was, like, rooting round in your things and I found this and I thought, "Cool."

You should do more of this stuff.

You played it pretty cool there, waiting for three days to call.

I could drop round for tea later or something?

So what did you think of the film?

I see you've… I see you've brought some flowers.

I'm sorry about not ringing back.

It's a stupid privacy thing. I always pick a cartoon character.

It's my fault. I thought this would all be over by now.

I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing.

I seriously don't know what came over me. I just wanted to make sure that you were fine about it.

I'm a complete moron. I apologize.

Good dreams. It's a dream, in fact, to see you again.

Time's up, I'm afraid. Did you get what you wanted?

Well, maybe just one last question. Are you busy tonight?

Did you enjoy making the film? Any bit in particular?

Did you identify with the character you're playing?

If it's fine with you, I'll be your date.

Oh Christ, what is going on in there?

This is one of those key moments in life when it's possible you can be really genuinely cool and I'm going to fail just 100%.

I absolutely, totally and utterly adore you.

I genuinely believe, and I've believed for some time now, that we could be best friends.

That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.

Always imagined it's a pretty tough job, though, acting.

What sort of acting do you do?

I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in.

Well, obviously it's me, isn't it?

To add insult to serious injury, I've totally given up smoking, my favorite thing.

C'est la vie. Still, we're lucky in lots of ways.

Well at least I get the last brownie, right?

Every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment.

Nice try, gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone.

Thank you for such a terrific time.

It's a stupid thing. I hate it.

I thought you were leaving tomorrow.

You abide by rules like that?

No one has said "whoopsidaisies" for 50 years.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Some people do spend their whole lives together.

Have you seen my glasses?

Oh, shit, is that the time?

I don't really care what the film's like.

Where did you get that from?

I wish I hadn't overheard your conversation, but I did.

I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that.

What am I doing with you?

Do you wanna come up?

To be able to do that is such a wonderful thing.

I wouldn't want you going to jail just to satisfy my whim, now.

I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say.

I think "goodbye" is traditional.

I've opened Pandora's Box and there's this trouble inside.

Oh, bloody hell, I don't believe it. My whole life ruined because I don't read Hello! Magazine.

You know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods.

I think I have the solution to your problems.

I thought it was really, you know, interesting.

I never fancied you much, actually.

I don't believe it. This is just getting worse.

I didn't know where to go.

I'm really sorry about last time.

It just got to the point where I couldn't remember any of the reasons why we were together.

It's just that any time I've tried to keep anything normal with a person that was normal, it's just been a disaster.

Would you like me to take you through your lines?

I can't believe you have that picture.

It feels like how love should be.

I wonder if I could have a little word?

Do you mind if I have a go?

I thought you were someone else. I'm thrilled that you're not.

It does strike me as, well, surreal that I'm allowed to see you naked.

Men went to bed with the dream, and they didn't like it when they woke up with reality.

You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.

Can I stay a bit longer?

I wouldn't go outside. Just take my word for it.

How do you think I'm doing?

Your furry friend thought it'd make a buck or two, telling the papers where I was.

This is such an unbelievable mess.

I come to you to protect myself against more crappy gossip, and now I've just landed in it all over again.

All right, this is a perfect situation for you, isn't it?

I don't want a goddamn cup of tea. I just wanna go home.

Can't we just laugh about all this?

Seriously, in the huge sweep of things, this stuff doesn't matter.

It's just that I've dealt with this garbage for 10 years.

Every time anyone writes anything about me, they'll dig up these photos.

I will feel the opposite, if that's okay by you.

I have got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much, you will want to hug me every day for the rest of my life.

The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life.

I feel I should apologize to everyone for my behavior over the last six months.

Absolutely, yeah, you're clearly very busy.

Really, can't you just do it yourself?

Yeah, I had to leave. I didn't want to disturb.

I don't know, everything much the same, you know.

I brought this for you from home. So I thought I'd give it to you.

Don't open it now, I'll be embarrassed.

I have to go away today, but I wondered if I didn't, whether you might let me see you a little, or a lot, maybe.

Can I just say "no" to your kind request, and leave it at that?

My relatively inexperienced heart would, I fear, not recover.

Everyone in the world knows who you are.

The fame thing isn't really real, you know.

I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

Anyone saying they wanna go out with you is pretty great, isn't it?

UNKNOWN TRANSMISSION ! at a small public access tv station, horror unfolds upon the discovery of an old storage closet. discoveries which call reality and sanity of those who witness it into question. what happened in the summer of 1979? and who will pay the price for it?

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