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Woag

-woagman

Woag hehehe :]

involuntary-aggression

???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!

???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!

- @whimsicalfred

Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...

Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

whimsicalfred

???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[

<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy

Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair

Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]

involuntary-aggression

Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...

Fred tries to back up a little.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe

Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe

involuntary-aggression

Sorry again-

At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?

Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...

Whimsical Fred: oops-

involuntary-aggression

I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]

[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left

involuntary-aggression

I... definitely don't feel great, but I'll be fine. I've had to deal with this since... forever, I guess...

What about you? Are you alright?

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]

[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]

mallythemillipede

Whimsical Fred: ...

Whimsical Fred: nooooooo...... :,[

involuntary-aggression

OH DEAR. Yeeeeeeah maybe Whimsical should go talk to someone else, yikes-

I'M SO SORRY. I'LL. I'LL GIVE YOU A WIDE BERTH, I PROMISE. J-just hold on, it takes a second.

Fred successfully backs away from Whimsical Fred, although even then some tendrils of paint try to take a parting chunk out of him. Yiiiikes. He really DOES need to put up some warning signs, doesn't he...?

[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]

[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: IM GETTING TOXIC FRED!

involuntary-aggression

... well that doesn't sound good. Man...

Too late now to do anything about it, though. Fred sighs and starts looking around for some bandages.

[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]

[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: sorry... I overreacted... here, let me just...

Whimsical Fred: there

involuntary-aggression

???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!

???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!

- @whimsicalfred

Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...

Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

whimsicalfred

???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[

<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy

Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair

Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]

involuntary-aggression

Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...

Fred tries to back up a little.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe

Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe

involuntary-aggression

Sorry again-

At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?

Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...

Whimsical Fred: oops-

involuntary-aggression

I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]

[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left

involuntary-aggression

I... definitely don't feel great, but I'll be fine. I've had to deal with this since... forever, I guess...

What about you? Are you alright?

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]

[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]

mallythemillipede

Whimsical Fred: ...

Whimsical Fred: nooooooo...... :,[

involuntary-aggression

OH DEAR. Yeeeeeeah maybe Whimsical should go talk to someone else, yikes-

I'M SO SORRY. I'LL. I'LL GIVE YOU A WIDE BERTH, I PROMISE. J-just hold on, it takes a second.

Fred successfully backs away from Whimsical Fred, although even then some tendrils of paint try to take a parting chunk out of him. Yiiiikes. He really DOES need to put up some warning signs, doesn't he...?

[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]

[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: IM GETTING TOXIC FRED!

involuntary-aggression

???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!

???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!

- @whimsicalfred

Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...

Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

whimsicalfred

???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[

<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy

Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair

Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]

involuntary-aggression

Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...

Fred tries to back up a little.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe

Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe

involuntary-aggression

Sorry again-

At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?

Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...

Whimsical Fred: oops-

involuntary-aggression

I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]

[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left

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Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

involuntary-aggression

???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!

???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!

- @whimsicalfred

Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...

Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

whimsicalfred

???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[

<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy

Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair

Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]

involuntary-aggression

Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...

Fred tries to back up a little.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe

Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe

involuntary-aggression

Sorry again-

At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?

Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...

Whimsical Fred: oops-

involuntary-aggression

???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!

???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!

- @whimsicalfred

Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...

Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

whimsicalfred

???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[

<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy

Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair

Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]

involuntary-aggression

Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...

Fred tries to back up a little.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

whimsicalfred

Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe

Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe

involuntary-aggression

???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!

???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!

- @whimsicalfred

Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...

Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

whimsicalfred

???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[

<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy

Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair

Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]

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