Segmentation Fault

when I see code that converts an integer to a string only to convert it back to an integer

when I spot a query taking minutes instead of milliseconds

when my code compiles and runs perfectly the first time

when I have to use C# at work

when I forget a semicolon

the punishment for still using CVS or Subversion

when asked to support Internet Explorer 6

seeing Hungarian Notation

when I am given the green light to rewrite an application

when someone suggests we use Flash or Silverlight

when I discover someone commented out my code

upon learning it was written in VB6

git push -f

when someone suggests we move it to the cloud

whenever my code crashes once without explanation

whenever someone says Java is faster than C