While I Was a Little Baked

Going back to the Xbox (heeey there red dead 2) after playing only the Switch for the last few months. That A/B button reversal is going to cause some serious issues. And I was just getting used to the controller layout on the Switch.

I still don't know if the dogs made me paranoid or I made them paranoid that night, but my darling came home to all three of us sitting around a heating vent with the cover off, staring intently. We heard something in there dammit. Spoiler: there was nothing in there.

Why does everyone in commercials dip their food like a god damned maniac? Example: I just watched a commercial for chicken tenders and half their table must have been covered in honey mustard after they violently stabbed their fried poultry slab into that sauce. Like seriously? Why are you so angry? Is this why fast food places don't seem to want to hand over more than one of those tiny sauce packets at a time? We can't be trusted?

Last night I spent way too long thinking about how people who were visually impaired could have a video game-like experience with descriptions of surroundings and events before I remembered that role playing games existed.