#toohightofunction

I still don't know if the dogs made me paranoid or I made them paranoid that night, but my darling came home to all three of us sitting around a heating vent with the cover off, staring intently. We heard something in there dammit. Spoiler: there was nothing in there.

When you get so high that you get mad at Instagram because they’re not letting you reblog someone’s post.

When Colorado do as the Coloradans do. 💚💛❤️ #latepost #CannabisCup #MileHigh #toohightofunction #stayhigh #gogreen

So I was smoking the other night with my friends and I took a huge bong rip and started choking and tearing up. My friend looks over and sees me almost dying. She gets up, walks over to me, catches one of my tears. Than she wipes the tear across my forehead, looks up and very dramatically and very seriously whispers SIMBAAAAAA.

LMFAO #toohightofunction #gaystonerproblems #newgirl