FEMME

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.