It's nerf or nothing is so fucking funny as a slogan. Like imagine if legos or some shit was like "LEGOS: life is futile without them"
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It's nerf or nothing is so fucking funny as a slogan. Like imagine if legos or some shit was like "LEGOS: life is futile without them"

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“Get a rat and put it in a cage and give it two water bottles. One is just water, and one is water laced with either heroin or cocaine. If you do that, the rat will almost always prefer the drugged water and almost always kill itself very quickly, right, within a couple of weeks. So there you go. It’s our theory of addiction. Bruce comes along in the ‘70s and said, “Well, hang on a minute. We’re putting the rat in an empty cage. It’s got nothing to do. Let’s try this a little bit differently.” So Bruce built Rat Park, and Rat Park is like heaven for rats. Everything your rat about town could want, it’s got in Rat Park. It’s got lovely food. It’s got sex. It’s got loads of other rats to be friends with. It’s got loads of colored balls. Everything your rat could want. And they’ve got both the water bottles. They’ve got the drugged water and the normal water. But here’s the fascinating thing. In Rat Park, they don’t like the drugged water. They hardly use any of it. None of them ever overdose. None of them ever use in a way that looks like compulsion or addiction. There’s a really interesting human example I’ll tell you about in a minute, but what Bruce says is that shows that both the right-wing and left-wing theories of addiction are wrong. So the right-wing theory is it’s a moral failing, you’re a hedonist, you party too hard. The left-wing theory is it takes you over, your brain is hijacked. Bruce says it’s not your morality, it’s not your brain; it’s your cage. Addiction is largely an adaptation to your environment. […] We’ve created a society where significant numbers of our fellow citizens cannot bear to be present in their lives without being drugged, right? We’ve created a hyperconsumerist, hyperindividualist, isolated world that is, for a lot of people, much more like that first cage than it is like the bonded, connected cages that we need. The opposite of addiction is not sobriety. The opposite of addiction is connection. And our whole society, the engine of our society, is geared towards making us connect with things. If you are not a good consumer capitalist citizen, if you’re spending your time bonding with the people around you and not buying stuff—in fact, we are trained from a very young age to focus our hopes and our dreams and our ambitions on things we can buy and consume. And drug addiction is really a subset of that.”
— Johann Hari, Does Capitalism Drive Drug Addiction?
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you know when you're looking for something and then you just.... FiNd iT?!?!
Huuuuuhhahhahha. Shit slaps.
hey if you go to science college and call humans homie sapiens are they allowed to hunt you for sport? asking for a friend

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jello pudding
Is that a thing? If its already a thing dont tell me i want to live in my own little world where i just invented a magical new food
You know that thing where you make eye contact with a stranger, and then that stranger suddenly starts talking to someone else, and you freeze because you think they're talking to you? Well that's illegal now.
"Subway?" I say, "More like Sub-bae!"
The subway is silent. One of the workers bursts into silent tears. The others have become numb with shock. It's been five days.
Me: (drops food on the floor)
Bacteria: One Mississippi, Two Mississippi, Three Mississippi, Four Mississippi...
Me: (picks it up)
Bacteria: GODDAMNIT WE WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE
i know not what hell will be like, but i fear very much that it will be like a quik trip bathroom at 10:13 with a wet toilet seat

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if you put a space in congrats it becomes cong rats which doesn't make any sense because cong isn't a word in our language. However, if you put an o in there you get congo rats, which, because congo is a word, makes sense. In this essay i will
you know everyone is out here telling thotiana to buss down but no ones telling thotiana to think, innovate, and be herself
Just enjoyed the wonderful side effect of my dumb bitch disease: that is, while using the urinal, I glanced down and wondered if my underwear was on backwards. I bent down to check, hitting my head on the metal part of urinal, and coming damn close to knocking myself out, before stepping backwards in the open stall door, and bouncing off that. At this point, my pants fell to mid thigh level and I almost fell into the urinal before catching myself on the wall. In conclusion: God, if you're reading this, cheers mate you almost bowled a strike
bro but if our society was taken over by robotic overlords who knew everything about our lives through online interaction it would be so wild like at the doctors
Robot Doctor: Are you okay today, sir?
Me: Why
Robot Doctor: Well, I see three days ago you posted on your "fake" Instagram account " I've got dumb bitch disease and its terminal lol"
Me:
Me: Is- Is it curable?
Adults over forty love to rip on social media and the culture it has spawned but honestly the whole idea of being able to turn off annoying people is such a plus. Like sure, Marge is still a bitch but now she's a blocked bitch if ya know what I'm saying

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