Lonely Pluto

#eat something if you’re feeling wild

i love when people say they “had a thing” with someone. were u in love? did u have sex? got slushies one time?

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

you all know why lord of the flies was written about little boys? golding very specifically believed that 1) he was not qualified to write about little girls as he had never experienced being one 2) he did not believe that the same events would transpire if it had been girls because he thought boys behaviour more likely to paint a picture of (male dominated) society and its problems. you can’t keep a female version of the story ‘faithful’ to the book because then it would be unfaithful to what the author was originally trying to portray. why dont you go and spit on goldings grave while you’re at it too.

Wasn’t LOTF also written in response to an older book that kind of depicted British boys/men as the golden children of reason and civilization, and Golding, who taught at a boys’ school, was like “lol have you met any actual boys”

It was. Said book, Coral Island(1858), is actually referenced in the ending of LOTF by the Navy Sailor who rescues the boys.  Lord of The Flies was meant as a direct contrast to Coral Island.

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

Deflecting criticism of the Trump administration by blaming the Obama administration for a disaster that happened under the George W. Bush administration AND the inability to tell two black women apart is like, the entire GOP brand in one shit diamond of a hot take

Brake lights should transition/fade from light orange to dark red depending on how hard the driver is braking.