LOL Sadness

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

if you’re reading this on mobile just know that i have two of those tumblr verified check marks now

Reblogged so I could see it on my computer :(( you lied to me

well. im not called truthfulwizard

Feet pics giveaway Reblog to enter

I NEVER ENTERED SEND THEM TO SOMEONE ELSE

Thanks for the reblog Candy you just won!

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it