When You Work In Tech

When you try to find a seat at the all-company town hall meeting

When someone won’t respond to your Slacks or emails and your friend suggests calling them instead

When you show up to work and Slack is down

When you get a Slack notification at 11:30pm

When you get added into a crypto-currency specific Slack channel

When someone drops a 6pm meeting on your calendar

When someone turns off my “turnt” sonos playlist

When a man gets annoyed by another man’s toxic masculinity in a meeting

When the 10-minute-warning google calendar reminder pops up on your desktop and interrupts your workflow 

When you screenshare and see yourself up on the conference room’s giant monitor

When someone on a different timezone drops a 6am meeting on your calendar in the middle of the night

When the new hire is yet another white dude

When your bluetooth headphones won’t connect to your macbook

When you ask HR why all your coworkers are out of office this week

When it’s 3pm and you get a leg cramp at your standing desk

When you leave the office on Friday like 

When you send out 1000′s of emails at once using mail-merge