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Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Suigetsu gets a front row seat every morning to watch this big blonde tumbleweed grab Sasuke from behind in a hug, resting his chin on his shoulder while he tells Sasuke all that happened that night. The thing that shocks him the most is that Sasuke Uchiha, brooding, dark, covered in piercings and stick n poke tattoos, the man who he watched nearly kick a man to death for simply commenting on his clothes, smile and nod along while Naruto rambles way too loud. And of course Suigetsu gets a happy “morning!!” from Naruto too