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This is really how it feels with your cat in your bed

holding my boob for emotional support

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

fuck it [decomposes]

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)

(sitting in court on trial for murder) wow. god forbid women do anything

Being an Adult is really interfering with my Video Game time, sucks man

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense (still doesnt get it)

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*self-sabotage is my passion*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

this is my favorite image on the internet

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even