Kenopsia

i was doing great, doing work, and then i got an email and now i just don’t wanna be awake anymore

I love this, because there’s obviously something very clever going on to analyse patterns of language, but it’s also profoundly ignorant.

[ID: A screenshot of a Grammarly correction, labelled “clarity: conciseness”. The original text reads “Every book, which wasn’t many…” This is crossed out with the suggestion “Everyn’t many book” and the note “Consider shortening this phrase.” /end id]

Story time: this reminds me of some kids in an English class I’m in. They were doing written work and the teacher and I were going around checking their work. They had to do like, “do/do not”, and one example was “prepare”. Something like “My father does not/doesn’t prepare dinner”. I look at this one kid’s paper and this galaxy-brained child had written “My father preparen’t dinner” and it took everything in me to not lose it laughing right there like. This child saw a pattern and ran with it and I respect that.

Reminds me of that post on how Irish(?) doesn’t have a way to use “yes” or “no” to answer a verb question, or something like that, so that if somebody asks if you murdered somebody you can’t say “yes” or “no,” you have to say “I did murder” or “I didn’t murder,” which led my brain to produce the negative verb “murdidn’t.”

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

Felt this my first 4 years working.

Ah hell I snapped the toothpaste spoon again can I borrow yours

2 kg of toothpaste? So you buy a bucket of it once, and use it for the rest of your life? Doesn’t it dry out?

Ontario, Canada has bagged milk, too. Anyway, this is very interesting.

This is hilarious 😂