Bezoar

🌱 EXTREMELY ROBUST SCALLIONS 🌱

do NOT scroll past the scallions. these are extremely robust. i did not seek them out, they were placed before me.

the produce misters had just run. the bundles were tight. the whites were WHITE. good fortunes await.

🧅 repost within 24 hours: robust scallions

🧅 repost within 1 hour: robust scallions + minor windfall

🧅 do not repost: limp scallions. flaccid stalk. the celery will look at you and it will know.

a man in Fresno scrolled past. his scallions went to seed the same evening. his dog stopped making eye contact.

a woman reposted immediately. she found $40 in a coat. her scallions have not wilted since March.

if you’re a rapist male who gets gropey after getting high, don’t walk into a mosh pit which is open to both sexes and then complain about being called a rapist or sexual assaulter. you know exactly what the risks are. in fact, stay home.

“hey being sexually assaulted when trying to enjoy a music festival is bad”

“umm this isn’t a safe space”

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

You’ve heard of employee unions using collective bargaining to force the bosses to provide better pay and better working condiditions. But did you know if you rent an apartment in an apartment complex, you can do something similar?

It’s called a Tenant Association, and it’s basically a union for renters.

Here’s an overview of the why and how of forming a tenant association

Here’s a more thorough organizing manual

@spence-does-life @nightwingdickrider

You obviously do not have to be a UK or Clacton citizen to do this poll it's not the actual bi election.

I just want to see what the world thinks

These two are amazing!

Here's the thing... it's ALL improv. The whole thing. And those two? Randomly matched.

That is, when an official told you, a rice farmer, that you owed more taxes than you really did, it was very useful if you were good enough at math to know he was lying (and could prove it) and if you were good enough at writing to write a letter to your government defending your case.