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"F-fuck off."
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“You dumbass.”
"F-fuck off."

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Injured/Injury Starters
Injured
“Oh shit, are you alright?”
“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”
“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”
“That looks broken.”
“Can you move your __?”
“Are you okay?”
“That doesn’t look good.”
“Who did this?”
“Did you do this to yourself?”
“How did this happen?”
“We need to get you to a hospital.”
“Do you need to go to a hospital?”
“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”
“Do you want me to look at it?”
“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”
“Stop moving!”
“There’s so much blood.”
“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”
“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”
“How did you even do this?”
“This happened in a fight?”
“Walk it off.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“I think you need stitches.”
“You dumbass.”
Injury
“I think I hurt myself.”
“I can’t feel my __.”
“I think my __ is broken.”
“Shit, that hurts to move.”
“I don’t think I can get up.”
“I’m going to try to get up.”
“Can you go get help?”
“I need help.”
“I think I’m going to pass out.”
“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”
“I can’t walk.”
“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”
“I think I need to go to the hospital.”
“Stop laughing, this hurts.”
“My last words better not be stupid.”
“That was a dumb idea.”
“Shit, that burns.”
“I’m fine… really.”
“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”
“I got into a fight…”
“I feel lightheaded.”
“It hurts to move.”
“Can you look at it for me?”
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Shit I’ve Said in a Haunted House Starters
I went to a haunted house tonight, and I’m not phased by them because I play an obscene amount of horror games. Here are some of my best reactions from tonight’s Haunted Graveyard. They’re totally out of context.
“Lady, I’m pretty sure that religion is the scariest thing in this place.”
“This bitch is coming out of the walls.”
“Wow. You look like you’re on fire. That’s hot.”
“I’m sorry, Satan already owns my soul.”
“Well that guy doesn’t look like he’s having a swell time.”
“Does this portal lead to the reality where Donald Trump isn’t president? Can I go there?”
“I don’t know about you, but that sounded like she was into bestiality to me.”
“See ya later Lara Croft rip off. Sorry you’re trapped.”
“Is that blood or barbecue sauce? ‘Cause it smells like barbecue sauce. Are we feeding Satan chicken?”
“No, I’m not scared of the lights. I just think you have a electrical problem.”
“Yes, I have a complaint. Why does it smell like old people in here?”
“Oh shit. Do you have free samples of that? I’m kinda hungry.”
“Satan’s dick is just. Hanging out right there.”
“Well this is seizure inducing.”
“Oh no I feel like we’re about to walk into a sex dungeon.”
“Okay yeah this is totally a sex dungeon. Totally some good ‘ol BDSM going on in here. Look at that table right there. So many whips.”
“Oh no… They’ve died. They took the BDSM too far.”
“Holy shit look, they’re behind the fucking vines.”
“Oh my god did you just dab at Satan?”
“SATAN DABBED BACK!”
“The scariest thing I’ve encountered in here is this hill. I can’t walk up hills, and my lack of physical fitness scares me.”
“Don’t look at me. I’m not the one jumping on this bitch. I’m fat, I’d make us fall through. I may be nervous, but I don’t have a death wish.”
“OH FUCK NO THE MAYAN CALENDAR IS GLOWING RED. I’M NOT DEALING WITH THIS SHIT. NOT TODAY!” *naruto runs out of room*
“You with the chainsaw. Yeah come closer, I like the smell of gasoline.”
“This spider arm looking child needs to stop.”
“These tentacles are trippy as hell dude.”
“Oh holy shit these legs are squishy.”
“Thank you for opening the door, kind sir. You have some blood on your face.”
“Ah yes, hello. Thank you for whispering sweet nothings into my ear.”
“Okay. Listen, I know you’re suppose to be scary. But holy shit you’re really cute.”
“Guys, listen. I know she was suppose to be scary but I was being too gay to notice. Did you see her? She was really fucking cute.”

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Pumpkin Carving Sentence Starters
“Careful with that knife!” “Let’s draw the faces first this time, okay?” “Can I get a new pumpkin…? I messed up.” “No you can’t get a new one! That’s your third pumpkin!” “Don’t use a marker this time.” “Okay, now be careful with the knife.” “You know what? I’ll use the knife. Give it here.” “Whoa. How’d you cut that in a perfect circle?” “Okay, don’t forget to put gloves on first.” “I don’t need gloves for this!” “Ew, god, I hate this smell.” “This makes me want a Pumpkin Spice latte, actually.” “We’re going to keep the seeds to cook with later, right?” “This always feels so gross…” “Not now! I’m disemboweling this pumpkin!” “I can never follow the lines exactly…” “Wow! You’re weirdly good at this.” “Don’t worry, it never looks like the pictures.” “How do people on Pinterest do this?!” “Oh no! Its face is caving in!” “I think I need another pumpkin…” “You pumpkin looks very spooky!” “How did you do that?! It looks amazing!” “What is yours supposed to be a face of?” “Okay, let’s put the candles in and we should be all done!” “Oh – oh god, your pumpkin’s on fire!”
Fall Out Boy — Save Rock and Roll Album {Sentence Starters}
“I’m on fire!”
“Don’t panic.”
“I know I’m bad news.”
“Put on your war paint.”
“Let’s be alone, together.”
“I don’t think I’m coming home.”
“Oh, how the mighty fall in love.”
“Whoa, where did the party go?“
“I want the guts and glory, baby.”
“Remember me as I was, not as I am.”
“Be careful making wishes in the dark.”
“I know I’m the one you want to forget.”
“Letting people down is my thing, baby.”
“No, I think it looked a little better on me.”
“Doesn’t it feel like our time is running out?”
“I thought of angels choking on their halos.”
“Do you wanna feel a little beautiful, baby?“
“You are what you love, not who loves you.”
“I want to see your animal side. Let it all out.”
“C'mon, make it easy… Say I never mattered.”
“I’ll check in tomorrow if I don’t wake up dead.”
“Strike a match and I’ll burn you to the ground.”
“Burn everything you love, then burn the ashes.”
“You’re the antidote to everything, except for me.”
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday.”
“You are a brick tied to me that’s dragging me down.”
“My childhood spat back out the monster that you see.”
“I don’t believe a word you say, but I can’t stop listening.”
“I know I expect too much… and not enough, all at once.”
“The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger.”
“We should have left our love in the gutter where we found it.”
“So, fuck you. You can go cry me an ocean and leave me be.”
“I’m gonna change you like a remix, then I’ll raise you like a phoenix.”
“And besides, in the meantime, I’m just dreaming of tearing you apart.”
“Anything you say can and will be held against you… so, only say my name.”
“I don’t know where you’re going, but do you got room for one more troubled soul?”
“And now I’m here to give you all of my love… So I can watch your face as I take it all away.”
Punishment Symbol Prompts
Send me a symbol for your muse to inflict one of these methods of pain, neglect, or suffering. Trigger warnings ahead for … basically, all kinds of unpleasant manipulation, torture, and such. Feel free to make suggestions for a possible part two!
🔒 Lock my muse up in a small cage or a cell
🤢 Force my muse to eat or drink something disgusting/something they hate.
🖊 Write something insulting on my muse’s body, and make them wear it there all day
💀 Starve my muse (or for supernatural muses, deprive them of feedings).
👄Feed on my muse or harvest blood/energy/etc from them (if the sender has a supernatural muse)
⛓ Tie my muse up with chains against a wall.
👂 Torture my muse with insults, cruel words, and verbal threats
🎀 Use ropes to tie up my muse to any surface.
❄ Torture my muse with intense cold
☀ Torture my muse with intense heat
🥈(for supernatural muses) Press or threaten to press silver/iron against my muse’s body to hurt them
🔪Make cuts or punctures on my muse’s body
📷Photograph or videotape my muse being injured or tortured however you see fit
🛁Submerge my muse in water (of any temperature) with the possibility of drowning them
⭕ (for supernatural muses) Make a ring or seal around my muse so they cannot escape.
💔Drain my muse’s blood (a bit or a lot)
😴Force my muse to stay awake when they’re very tired
🥊Throw punches at my muse while they are cuffed or tied up and cannot fight back
💡 Check up on my muse after leaving them alone in the dark, in silence, for hours or even days
😫Threaten and frighten my muse with things that scare them
🔮Use magic to bind my muse, hypnotize them, or make them a slave
🔥Burn my muse with candles, wax, matches, or a lighter flame held near the skin.
🚬Press a burned cigarette end onto my muse’s skin
📌Shove needles or pins into my muse
☕Throw scalding liquid on my muse.
and as a bonus…
🗡Give my muse the option to face up to three tortures on this list, or else they have to hurt someone they love
Send 💤to cuddle with my muse
Send me a symbol! [Angst]
Or send “just angst me up” and I’ll use a random generator. ( tw: abuse, tw: death, tw: terminal illness )
♥: my muse fatally injures yours
♡: your muse fatally injures mine
▲: my muse’s dying words as yours holds them
△: my muse’s reaction to holding your dying muse
★: my muse breaks a promise
☆: my muse’s reaction to yours breaking a promise
✦: my muse reveals they are terminally ill
✧: my muse’s reaction to yours being terminally ill
✿: my muse hits yours out of anger
❀: my muse’s reaction to yours hitting them out of anger

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Send me 😴 for my muse's reaction to yours falling asleep on them!
Rabbit’s back at it again with YET ANOTHER Rick- welp, I’m gonna skip the flavor text. If any of you would enjoy interaction with a IND.PRIV.SEL ROOKIE COP RICK from RICK AND MORTY then please give this post a like and / or reblog. Warning for NSFW including but not limited to gore, violence, abuse, trauma, and major dark themes.
daily 👏 reminder 👏 that 👏 you 👏 can 👏 display 👏 your 👏 character 👏 however 👏 you 👏 like 👏 and 👏 straying 👏 from 👏 canon 👏 is 👏 perfectly 👏 okay. 👏 it 👏 is 👏 your 👏 muse 👏 be 👏 as 👏 creative 👏 as 👏 you 👏 want 👏 develop 👏 your 👏 character 👏 explore 👏 them. 👏 trust 👏 me. 👏 we 👏 all 👏 want 👏 to 👏 gush 👏 over 👏 your 👏 muses 👏 as 👏 much 👏 as 👏 you 👏 do.
🍬 (jolly ranchers)
Morty reached into the bag of candy, searching for a blue, the best flavour, obviously, “Which one do you want Kyle?”
Kyle shrugged, “A Green Apple or a Cherry.” Greens were obviously the superior flavour here, but chances were high Morty wouldn’t find one before he found a cherry, “whichever you find first.”
Grabbing a couple blues and shoving them in his pocket, Morty went back to searching, he found a cherry first but kept looking until he found two of each before handing them to the red head
🍬 (jolly ranchers)
Morty reached into the bag of candy, searching for a blue, the best flavour, obviously, "Which one do you want Kyle?"

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You know the saying one in a million? You're actually a million in one.
“Ha-ha, I get i-it, Morty’s aren’t special, tell me something I-I don’t know.”