is that like a ventilator?

iconic

👏Don’t 👏celebrate 👏america👏day👏if👏👏you 👏aren’t 👏married 👏to👏a👏bald 👏 eagle👏

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

i hate middle aged people any time you mention that you’re tired they’re like just wait until you’re 30 THEN you’ll see. like… first off i’m dying sometime in the next 3-5 years so jot that down

not to kinkshame but why does ed sheeran want to fuck math so badly

lisa simpson comes out to her parents with a 40-slide powerpoint presentation & a heartfelt, loving conversation which ends with them all crying and hugging. bart just rolls up with his boyfriend one day like “sup this is tyler. he’s terrible.” and then makes out with him in his treehouse for 4 solid hours

What about Maggie

maggie has three girlfriends and two boyfriends and they’re all in her band

*me, eyes wide open at 3am* what happened to chandler bing once he got to yemen

use the right pronouns for people even when they cant hear you