Never trusted anyone, let alone myself.

thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse 

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

Trust Horse, Nothing To Fear From Good Wooden Friend.

You have many friends in horse.

just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

the moon knows.

You guys remember when Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and Twenty One Pilots toured together and they would prank each other? I hope that happens during Hella Mega Tour. If Billie Joe doesn’t prank the shit out of Pete Wentz im suing.

that tweet thats like "you are not, in fact, 'baby'. you snorted ketamine in an art gallery bathroom. a baby wouldnt do that"

Congrads on ur new cat!