bernard 🎄

This is a post I’m making with a heavy feeling in my heart. Crazy to think I’ve had this account for almost 5 years now. It’s been through a lot, and I’ve been through a lot. I’ve slowly lost the ability to publish more posts, and I think it’s time for me to retire altogether 😔. Unfortunately, my human persona is a senior in college now, and is working to finish up her degree way earlier than she had originally planned, and it’s gotten to be a lot.

Thank you to everyone who has been along on this magical journey through the years. You’ve all truly made my heart happy, and I hope I’ve brought you the same joy with this account over the years.

For the last time,

IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

🎄🎄🎄

*Sprays him in the eyes with axe body spray*

How are you doing today, my love? :]

I hope Curtis hasn't been to much of a hassle, lol

Just wanted to say that I love and miss you loads. <3

-Avery, your favorite elf ever <3

hi avery! i’m doing quite well. unfortunately curtis will forever be a hassle.

Ho ho ho motherfucker

-Neo

P.S Remember to take some breaks. Holly misses you.

Its the way i GOT down thats the issue

Im hanging off the railing of the second floor of the workshop and uh im stuck😭 help- pls😔

P.S. Holly our cat has been missing you!!

I love you so much, when I got introduced to you the first time I watched TSC I fell inlove when I first laid eyes on you. Your litterly my sunshine and my everything.

Your the apple to my eye

The Alexander to my Eliza

I personally cannot get enough of you and I'm litterly obsessed with you.

Your voice, you hair, your eyes, your face, litterly all of you.

You made me feel true happiness and I love you so much.

Your the prettiest, cutest, most gorgeous elf I've ever laid eyes on.

You don't know how many times I've cried because there is litterly 0 merch of Berny anywhere.

Your my dream boy

Im so glad I'm your husband

(Again I'm sorry and since Bernard is a fictional character your the next best thing so I really needed to tell bern this)

Your husband/favorite baker

Neo

I love you so so so so so much.

thanks neo <3 ily

Just to warn you, a group of younger elves are planning to coat you with 20 pounds of tinsel when you do your rounds around the baking station. Curtis says I can't say who, but I'm here to tell you because I care.

Don't get the elves in trouble, they're just young and curious.

Stay alert,

Orion