no idea what I'm doing 🪐

“don’t put all your eggs in one basket” uhhh where else am i supposed to put them lol. that’s my #eggbasket dumbass

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

good morning to everyone except whoever invented jousting

i was sent as a test to see if a doomed person could undoom themselves out of sheer will

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

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