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Slightly disconcerting when you look up from your note writing to see these watching you, having forgotten 'Grave's Opthalmopathy' was the last thing you googled... š¶šš
Having an awesome day trip observing gynae surgery at a Community hospital. Everyone is SO friendly and the surgeon is actually talking me through everything, going over the basics (which I REALLY appreciate as itās only my 3rd day in obs/gyn), asking me questions, letting me practice speculum/PV exams etc. Makes such a nice change from the busy city hospital where you just feel a complete nuisance and everyone either looks down their nose at you or completely blanks you. Side note - it's funny sitting with all the surgeons/nurses/anaesthetists eating lunch - all the women are tucking in to huge scones and cheese sandwiches whist the butch male surgeons have carrot sticks and houmous and are eating salad leaves from the bag like a packet of crisps - nothing like a refreshing bit of stereotype-challenging ;)
Hope you are having a great day! I just received my GCSE grades and I am aspiring med student however I don't know if my GCSEs are good enough. I was wondering on what thoughts you have on it when applying to medical school? I got 6A*s and 4As Of course I know I still have to do A levels and Work Experience etc. but I was just wondering based on my GCSEs Thanks for any response!
Oooh congratulations on your results - theyāre great! I donāt think GCSEs are even counted in your application so even if they werenāt that good I wouldnāt let it put you off! But judging by them you have the potential to get great A levels too so I say go for it if medicine is what you want to do! Work your butt off this year to get your grades and like you say, as much extra-curricular/work experience stuff as you can :)Ā Good luck, friend! :)
*edit: I looked at my uniās entry requirements and GCSEs are taken into account but you only need Grade B in Biology, Chemistry, English and Mathematics so if youāve done those subjects you should be fine! :)
The wandering chair
A bit of a pointless post about an amusing observation in GP land:
I have been sitting in with one particular doc - heās older, semi-retired and has a bit of aĀ āpaternalisticā method (which they are always teaching us is NOT the way things should be done but it seems to work for this doc - particularly with older patients heās seen 40 years).Ā Anyway he sits at his desk facing the wall and the patientās chair is parallel with the desk, about 3 feet away and angled towards him; what Iāve noticed is that literally almost every patient shuffles the chair about a foot closer to him when they sit down. And he drags it back to itās original position each time he leaves the room to get the next patient.Ā Iām sure the patients donāt notice theyāre doing it and I donāt really know whyĀ they would do it but itās such an obvious bug-bear to this poor guy - I could see him getting more and more irritated with each time he had to shove the chair back into place - itās literally like a pantomime :ā)

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Kids these days..
This year for my SSC ('Student Selected Component') I'm doing a project involving handing out questionnaires each week at paeds diabetes clinics (yep I gotta be that person -_-) and I'm honestly intimidated by some of 12/13/14 year olds - especially the girls. For one, they are almost all taller than me. They all wear perfectly applied make-up and fashionable clothes have that moody, 'back-off' teenagery look - I feel an absolute noob going up to them and their parents with my cheery annoying "Hi there I'm a fourth year medical student... " Even worse, today I had just arrived and hadn't put my ID badge on yet and one of the nuses asked if I was a patient?! Seriously, at a paediatric clinic? Oh dear š When did kids start looking so old?
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The bigger picture
I think that for some people, heading straight from high school to study medicine at uni Ā is a bit of a mistake. Or maybe not a mistake but... harder, a reality shock. You donāt really have the maturity and experience to understand what youāre working towards, what the rest of your life will entail. And itās not your fault - almost your entire life has been focused on getting through your education - studying, revision, tests, assignments, rules, a system, hoops to jump through for prizes and praise. The journey to med school is about getting the bestĀ results, academically and extra-curricularly out-performing competitive applicants.
Youāre chucked into med school and you think itās more of the same; studying hard, all-nighters in the library, trying to be top in your year as youāve always been. But itās different; youāve jumped from a garden pond to the open sea, and if you keep focusing only on getting the best exam results and trying to be the perfect little academic youāll drown.
There has to be a point where you let go of all that and realise what you are really working for; not some high school course with an impressive, pretty certificate at the end, but an actual vocation with staggering amounts of responsibility. Patients wonāt care whether you got an A or a B in that case report or you can draw the neatest diagrams or have perfectly organised notes. Neither will your tutors - no oneās going to give you a pat on the head and a gold star. It can be frustrating and disillusioning to feel youāre not the best any more. Being a āgrown-upā is hard. But sooner or later youāll have a moment where you really understand what youāve got yourself into. It might be your first time taking a full history alone; sitting in a clinic and relating to some aspect of a patientās life; stood in the operating theatre in awe of the violence and power in the surgeonās hands; bringing a cup of tea to a lonely patient on the wards. And suddenly it feels very real, and your high school days were a lifetime ago. What youāre doing isnāt about āyouā anymore, or about impressing anyone or getting the highest test scores as if your life were a computer game. You see the bigger picture.
That feeling... Itās terrifying and exhilarating and makes everything worthwhile.
Any tips/advice on getting into medical school for a uk a-level student?
OK prepare for a whistle-stop tour of applying - there is SO MUCH advice on this out there but Iāll do my best for ya :)
Iām pretty sure most schools use a scoring system thatās basically similar to the one for foundation applications and factors in your school grades, UKCAT score, extracurricular achievements in sport/music/drama etc. (especially like national representation or getting music grades 6 - 8), work experience, volunteering, and your general understanding, commitment and attitude to medicine shown through your personal statement or interview. Different schools might score different components of this higher so itās worth looking into - if you have an excellent UKCAT score you might consider schools that put a lot of emphasis on it, and vice versa.
Iām guessing you know each uni might have different A-level entry requirements (though they are probably all pretty similar) e.g. Mine asks for AAAb in Chemistry and one of Biology, Physics or Maths. The UKCAT (UK Clinical Aptitude Test) is taken online at a testing centre - like where you do your driving theory. I was told you canāt prepare for this test but DEFINITELY DO. I got this book of practice questions but there seems to be a lot more practice questions and tests around now and even an app.Ā
Work experience is super important but can be tricky to organise if your school doesnāt have a dedicated program or you donāt have medical contacts in your family/friends. A bit of effort pays off though and just keep contacting people - your schools careerās adviser, guidance teacher, volunteering services at hospitals, your GP (although itās not recommended to actually shadow your own GP as youāre likely to know patients personally and it can be uncomfortable). Remember it doesnāt have to be a doctor either; any health professional can be valuable to shadow. Just donāt leave it too late, and while youāre there make sure to actually think about what youāre learning so you can write/talk about it comprehensively and eloquently.
They also look for any other part-time paid work or volunteering you do so definitely put that in and focus on skills transferable to medicine.
Unfortunately because thereās so much competition for places these days itās basically become a requirement to have some sort of skill outside academia. Mine is music. Whatever you do, big it up as much as you can and wax lyrical about how much it has improved and developed you and what skills you learn from it.
That goes for everything you write in your personal statement actually - they donāt just want a descriptive list of what youāve done, they want some critical, reflective thinking. E.g. donāt just sayĀ āI have shadowed doctors and nurses on an acute admissions ward and saw a variety of medical, surgical and orthopaedic patients;ā say something like:Ā āshadowing both doctors and nurses on an acute admissions ward has made me appreciate that efficient work and communication between all members of the multidisciplinary team is vital for high-quality patient careā yadayada.
Writing your personal statement is a really hard thing to do and takes time. Itās important to get a balance between making your personal statementĀ āpersonalā and informative; say why you want to do medicine, but donāt lay on the sob story too thick; get in as much of your skills and experiences you can, but without it just becoming a list. Itās the only thing thatāll separate you from the mass of other applicant with the same grades; itās your ticket to an interview and will be the basis of your interview, so make sure you know what you are talking about and DO NOT LIE. Itāll catch up to you eventually. Think about how you sound to other people through your writing - are you too cocky? Too modest? Boring? Witty? Annoying? Over-the-top? Get other people to read it and make suggestions.
And once youāve got an interviewā¦. Well, thatās a whole other topic and this post is already faaaaar too long and I need to go and study but if you have specific questions please do ask :)
Good luck to all you budding health profs. Believe in yourselves! :)
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Volunteered to get dilating eye drops to be an ophthalmoscopy teaching guinea pig⦠May have been a bad idea considering the lecture slides are now blurry šš
Hey, I'm starting my third year soon. I'm pretty nervous seeing as I've never learnt without lectures, lessons etc Do you have any advice, tips or what I wish I knews for the clinical years in the UK?
Hello! Woo third year, the fun begins! :) I was super nervous too but honestly you wouldn't believe how quickly you get used to being on the wards. It's a bit like maybe you were a bit freaked out and nervous before your first anatomy session? I knowĀ most of my class wasĀ was but literally 10 minutes in we were all totally into it and just think how cool it was to be holding a freaking brain!
As for getting into a new learning style... If you'reĀ are like us you'll have say a week or two of 'core lectures?' This is pretty intense and don't expect to remember everything right away! but go back and look at them throughout your rotation and it'll fall into place. I actuallyĀ found it much easier to retain info once I'd seen a patient with the condition. Make the most of your contact time and ask questions of your tutors - don't worry about 'looking stupid' - you are there to learn!Ā Giving a wrong answer in a bedside session can be completely mortifying but really no one cares or will remember except you. It's much more interesting for your tutor and other students in your group if there's a bit of discussion and questions.If your school's anything like ours you'll have a lot of hanging around waiting for tutors or surgeries or during surgeries so use the time - if you are with other students quiz each other or go over conditions; carry 'pocket books' and look up conditions you see in clinics between patients or when the docĀ is doing dictation.Ā 'Oxford handbook of clinical medicine' is SO GOOD - seriously like my bible. We were told to spend as much time on the wards as possible but I had to take that with a pinch of salt; of courseĀ talking to and examining patients are skills you WILL really need BUT only doing that probably won't get you through your exams. You'll probably still have a fair bit of 'non-contact' time which you can use to study in a way that works for you - making notes from lectures/textbooks or whatever, just like you've been doing for the last 2 years.
I'm not sure what else to advise except enjoy yourself! You'll be fine :)
Where did you take your residency? :) and what are the application requirements to be eligible for residency training in the UK? Like in the U.S., you have to take the USMLE Exams..
So sorry Iāve taken ages to answer this - I donāt get many messages and I completely forgot it was in my ask box!
Iām afraid I donāt entirely understand the American system so apologies if Iāve got it wrong but I think you do 3 years pre-med, 5 years of med school and then either do an internship year or immediately start your residency?
In the UK medicine at university is an undergraduate (first-entry) degree so many of us do the 5 years coming straight from high school. To get into that program you need excellent high school grades (officially itās AAABB at Higher but most people applying have AAAAA) plus a good UKCAT score (UK Clinical Aptitude Test) plus volunteering/work experience/extra-curricular skills etc. I.E a well-written personal statement. Different med schools place different emphasis on each component. Most interview as well but not all - the university I chose doesnāt.
You obviously have exams all the way through med school then yourĀ āFinalsā (which used to be in 5th year but my university are changing it to 4th year for my cohort). Part of this is theĀ āSituational Judgement Testā where they basically test how you would react in situations that are challenging clinically or ethically. The results of these go into an application system where you also get points for publications, prizes and other achievements. This is basically a job application forĀ āFoundationā year placements Ā - you have graduated as a doctor but still have to complete FY1 to be fully registered with the General Medical Council. After 2 foundation years you then choose your specialty and depending on what it is you do Core Training (CT) or Speciality Training (ST).
I hope all that made sense! ANYWAY in a rather long-winded way I am explaining that I am only in my 4th year of med school so havenāt yet done a āresidencyā :P And being a bit cagey I will only say that I am studying in Scotland ;)
Thanks for the question! xĀ
I am ON IT this rotation. Seriously though I'm all up to date with my notes and clinical skills and it feels SO GOOD. ENT is a doddle ;)
The āPigg-O-Statā is the device radiologists use to safely immobilize babies and young children that canāt sit still during an x-ray. Source
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If you think you can only do this job by having a perfectly rounded acceptance of all the shit in your life and also a complete understanding of the pain of your patients before you can help them with theirs, then dream on
Professor Tanya Byron,Ā āThe Skeleton Cupboardā
A reminder from an excellent book Iām reading at the moment: you donāt have to have the perfect life and have all your shit together to be able to help people. Sometimes we get caught up in the idea of being these invincible, omnipotent super-beings - canāt stop, canāt fail, canāt make mistakes. But itās okay to be vulnerable, to be imperfect, to take time for yourself. It doesnāt make you a failure. We are only human.
First day of dermatology today. So far itās amazing! Actually like that Greyās stereotype :P We got a wee tour of the department from THE loveliest secretary - we get provided with our own lockers and changing room, actual instructions of what we need do do for teaching sessions so me donāt turn up looking and feeling like dumb hippos getting in the way. Even got free coffee today :)
I didnāt think Iād enjoy derm at all but Iām finding it pretty fascinating actually - skin is weird and wonderful. A bit apprehensive about surgery though because with the patients awake I find it so much harder not to imagine it happening to me which isnāt the ideal situation if half their face is hanging off. Hmm. Weāll see...