SHE'S A FIGHTING ROBOT

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

the fact that likely a not-insignificant percentage of the people getting twitter banned for criticizing Elon Musk were personally banned by Elon himself is so fucking delightful to me. imagine having 200 billion dollars and yet you're frantically searching for your own name on twitter to find accounts to suspend because your widdle baby feelings got hurt

every single person on this site who's ever gotten an anon hate message and simply rolled their eyes and deleted it is a thousand times more powerful than Elon Musk

-_- my sister took my jacket before leaving without asking and now she’s in jail for 24 hours wtf even the jacket gets arrested too

Yeah dude who do you think catches your freshly cut salmon

i would legit listen to a whole album of ambient music made like this

I want the purrs and mews included

getting arrested on purpose just so i can say “everypony” in a court of law and give the judge a memory that keeps them up at night