Deadass...what the fuck happened?

If I was a wanted criminal in the dark ages, they’d be like “are you William the Wanted?” And I’d be like “nahh I’m Laurence the Lawful” and they’d be like “ohhh okay”

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

Beards and sunglasses makes you look handsome is another way of saying covering parts of your face makes you more attractive.

Logic

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

@sanid1

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

isnt this reverse vore?