Baby, you are my forever girl.

listen. listen.

“We are the choices we make.”

“Men lie, and they lie to theirselves worst of all.”

“In this world of numbness and information overload, the ability to feel, my boy, is a rare gift indeed.” (haha yeah anyway)

“Cuz how do you know yer alive if you don't hurt?”

“Faith with proof is no faith at all.”

“To say you have no choice is to relieve yourself of responsibility.”

“Usually when a man calls a woman a bitch, its because she's doing something right.”

“Because even the one you hate leaves an absence when they go.”

“But a knife ain't just a thing, is it? It's a choice, it's something you do. A knife says yes or no, cut or not, die or don't. A knife takes a decision out of your hand and puts it in the world and it never goes back again. ”

He was a far worse liar than Shallan was.

chasmpals 1 & 2

Like I said, more of Shallan and Kaladin being pals in the chasms… The first one I made because I wanted to draw the chasmfiend again and it’s spren. Also light!! The second one stuck in my head because Kaladin sees their reflection in the giant eye and thinks that at least he does not look as scared as he feels, while Shallan does not look scared at all, but fascinated, crazy woman. 

“id love to literally stamp out my problems from my memory please” 

“who needs human interaction? talk to a sword instead”

an uncaptioned photo set of pages from a bird handbook but theyre all labeled “chicken”

“i too aspire to punch god in the face”

“life would be much better if i was a quasi-mythical gelatinous being of only vaguely human origin”

anything about gun lesbians

“dont you hate when you just cant say The Words”

“never trust a man with a nice butt. he’s probably evil”

“can’t ‘shoot for the moon’ if there isn’t one”

“it’s funny what wearing a new hat can do for a person”

“everything was fine and dandy until that earthquake hit and broke the magic”

“every day i’m slaying evil”

“I love wearing dresses and spreading false information but I also really like to KILL AND STAB PEOPLE on the weekends”

“There’s nothing a dead, screaming soul can’t kill!”

“If you have too many problems all you have to do is LITERALLY BECOME SOMEONE ELSE”

“Sometimes you have to put water on the rock before you can see the colors”

“I like to hide under rich people’s tables and steal their food”

“Don’t you hate it when god tricks you into killing your dead wife”

“If you’re older than 10, it’s a problem”

“What? You don’t have a magic bird in your head who warns you of your untimely death?”

Why do people get so surprised when i speak? Just because i look like a dog doesn’t mean i am one!

Oh look a storm! Guess i have to leave all of my money outside!

I think i killed my spear…

Yes, my tea was poisoned. Yes, im fine.

dont you hate it when magic is too expensive

That moment when the devil would destroy an entire city just to kill you

No. Don’t remove the metal spike. I cant control you that way.

What do you mean “your too young to go insane”

No i dont hate you, i hate your other form

Why wont the swords stop watching sex