What about minions?

dont date someone who doesnt enjoy talking to you a lot

how weird is that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don’t mistake a small child for a garbage can

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

me 2 seconds into the previews 

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

What’s good, Roger?

bc finals week

Roger…I need you.

this is easily my favorite conversation in the history of television 

“Your body is not a problem that needs to be solved through strategic dressing”

YOUR BODY IS NOT A PROBLEM THAT NEEDS TO BE SOLVED THROUGH STRATEGIC DRESSING

owen wilsons best role is the very small cowboy in the night at the musuem movie. thats who he is to me.

fangirling intensifies!!

Tiny babu!