You Can't Push On A Rope

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

u know what. frick global warming, there i said it

a siren but she only knows the lyrics to backstreet boys’ legendary ballad i want it that way

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

i find it so sad that he smiles less and less as the years go on. this picture really is worth a thousand words. :(

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

Those pipes were my childhood

I just went back 15 years ago

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

I remember