I love her, WE LOVE HER. Colmena, you beautiful girl, thank you for being a better sibling to Ash then both these BUMS in two days to their months. Especially q!Kaite, good lord she’s such a bad big sister to q!Ash, my guy needs an actual sister. Colmena gave him a bee plushie after her first time meeting him and being able to tell he was sad and wanting to cheer him up, Q!KATIE COULD NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

I’m standing with my queen bee till the day I DIE. FUCK TRI-SHIELD BRO, I RENOUNCE THEM UNTIL THEY PROVE THEMSELVES (only q!Don, cause q!Katie is a lost cause at this point bruh)

HE LOOKS SO STUPID LMAOOO. He’s probably not staying dead, but FUCK IT WE TAKE THIS AS A WIN. FUCK YOUUUUUU Q!MULTIIII HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGG LLLLLLLLLLLL

DANCING AND SINGING IN JOY RN IM SO HAPPY WARRR ISSSS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Genuinely has it the worst at all times, bro was just kidnapped and immediately got thrust into multiple situations without any chance to settle down after days of nonstop torture. Like are we serious bro. Actually, man, I’ve been praying for it but he NEEDS A CRASHOUT. Poor guy has been disrespected in every situation he’s put in. I love the story obviously, but man is it hard to watch him talk to Ewron sometimes because he can’t get any words in and Ewron always takes what he says badly, but Ash isn’t allowed to be upset at Ewron ever. Remember, that in his eyes still, Ewron has the keys to not only his daughter, but his heart.

Ngl, he has no reason to actually care about Don and Katie, they barely care about him, especially Katie. What the fuck do you mean you’re still talking to Multi and Nacho after all of this? Like girl, she’s just a lost cause, ngl she is not siding with the Regime. She’s had her chances, but I just can’t see it. (Also Multi, don’t you dare get involved with reviving Juan, FUCK OFF AND LET FOOLISH DO ANYTHING)

Ngl, Tina, Foolish and Ash should team up and kill everyone cause this is ridiculous. Also Quackity, cause I want my Potential Duo (Ash and Quackity) to fucking talk ever without their dumbass polish boyfriends next to them.

ASH PLEASE GET LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE PLEASEEEEE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR FAITH IN PEOPLE WHO NEVER MAKE YOU THEIR FIRST PRIORITY FAHHHHHH. NGL FUCK EWRON TOO, HE GETS YOU IN ALL THIS BULLSHIT AND LIES TO YOUR FACE EVEN WHEN HE DOESNT HAVE TO.

This has been a long time coming, but you watch all his streams on this fucking server to understand, because good lord his poor character has no choice in anything. Every bad guy hates him specifically, he has barely any Regime members left, he doesn’t understand why family is important, which isn’t helped by his siblings being awful to him, like how is Colmena a better sister than Katie, and they just met in canon today. Like bro.

How is the best thing Katie’s ever done for Ash is the therapy session. How, after all this time, is that the only positive thing she’s done for him? He’s a confirmed FedKid as well, btw, alongside all the torture and killing his daughters, and all that shit. Katie now knows about the torture, and she actually heard the most, including Ash faking being affected by the brainwashing. She has literally no excuse for trying to make the Federation good in her perspective, which just shows she doesn’t care enough about Ash. It’s that simple. And Don will choose Katie over Ash as well.

Yes, there are two Fatal Errors, I call the other one Fatal Entity and they are twins in my AUs.

Hanging out with papa.

Also, my attempt to figure out the family tree, it’s literally 1 am for me I need to sleep

I swear to god, if out of every character, Ash somehow doesn’t get rescued. I will be simultaneously laughing my ass off and beating the shit out of a pillow. HE IS NOT LEAVING US FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH CONFUSED AND SCARED AND MAKING GOREY HEADCANONS AS TO HOW HES BEING TORTURED. I swear, if he hasn’t been tortured, I will be upset.

Also, people out here getting upset when their cubitos take an L like Ash hasn’t gotten a single good thing since Week 1… The difference in headcanons as well, ppl making Katie a fed experiment to have more of her, Ash and Don as tragic siblings, while we were fucking Ash up in headcanons about what happened to him and we got given that his eyes were BURNT OUT WITH CRYING OBSIDIAN. And we loved it. You can tell when communities are in a new environment because Ash doesn’t like when his characters are happy much. He has to give them some fucked up backstory, like with Flight SMP, where he’s literally a comic relief, he made his character an illiterate priest who was actually in a cult and burnt down his church and he just did a ritual and got sent to Hell and had his soul stolen maybe and most people hate him now. Like girl, you did not have to do that. And if you think q!Ash has had it bad, OH BOY K!ASH IS A WHOLE BEAST.

Just saying, it’s funny to see people panic about every other character as an Ash POV because oh boy he’s never happy. And we bully the shit out of him lovingly. Like the only reason I want him to get rescued is because I know we aren’t getting shown more experiment lore for a while and so if he’s in their custody he won’t stream. That’s it, if he’s would show us, I would be begging that he wouldn’t get rescued for weeks just for him to get tortured every stream for us to cry about until it’s over and we start making the angst edits and artworks and fanfics. We thrive for the angst in this house, I want to see him cry and have a panic attack like k!Ash did, or an existential crisis like k!Ash, or to start hearing things like k!Ash… okay I just want k!Ash levels of suffering again please.

I want q!Ash to have the same ending as k!Ash, with a happy ending rightttt at the end, like the literal end. No happiness before that please, make sure he is a sopping wet cat until the final minute please. The fact that Ash has told us that the ending is a hopeful one is already is like… ehhhhhh but does it have to be? Ngl, since the first month I wanted him to die, but I guess that’s not very hopeful. ALSO GIVE HIM POWERS, GIVE HIM UNIQUE THINGS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEE I NEED THIS MY REGIME KINDA EMPTY.

The Regime needs more members, I hope the new additions join the Regime as there literally being 2 members that aren’t Ash (Katie is a wild card and YD probably wouldn’t be able to play enough) his desire for a family and the whole “The Regime is probably something that was implemented into him to stir problems to separate the people” isn’t very helpful when the most active member is Don, who might have a character arc and choose Ash first, but let’s be honest that’s unlikely. I know Ash has Ewron, Foolish, Tina, and Juan when he comes back into the story, but man I need his family to be the Regime so badly. I need his character to reclaim the concept of the Regime and what it was meant to be from the Federation so badly.

If he doesn’t kick ass in Purgatory 3, I’m kicking his ass. We are kicking his ass bro, yes we. We did not gas you up for how well you’re going to do in Purgatory to not win it, fuck you. Also, for the month off, Ash needs to play Flight, I need to see tf!Squidswag make up and out.

You don’t understand how gut wrenching it was to see Flame use the mace after God of War died…

Like, he barely uses the mace, but he used it because he was upset about the death of someone who could’ve been his friend. And then he burned the mace, he was so mad. God, this episode is just all about why Flame hates when people say that they’re strong but they’re all about their weapons. Aka, why I hate when people try and compare who’s stronger, Wemmbu or Flame, when it’s always going to be Flame. Wemmbu fights to win, so he uses the strongest weapons, which can be countered, and then what can he do.

God, urgh that upset me. If you’ve seen my posts before, I’ve been craving for Flame to have his next deuteragonist be a PVPer who thinks like him, but him almost getting that chance just to lose it is so much better and worse.

Also, may we know acknowledge Flame’s angst as a fandom properly? He gives us so much to work with and analyse just for everyone to make up headcanons for Wemmbu that just are Flame’s already, Lawdog… fucking Lawdog pisses me off only because no one talks about Mafia Flame. Like, that’s him being a weapon who doesn’t get any control over his actions and his life in the hands of someone who doesn’t give a fuck about him, and yall made Lawdog… for what?

I’m so happy this episode just showed how fucking annoying using bullshit gimmicks are for someone who is actually talented. Once again, take away the mace, the elytra, the OSC, Wemmbu will never win against Flame, he’d probably lose to Theo as well. It’s just a fact that UU proves, Wemmbu can’t win against powerful opponents without a mace, like he got given a heavy core once people were too strong for him, even if it’s the best episode of his with him actually having to think about his fights, it lowered a lot once he got his favourite toy back.

Gang, the lost cause was never about Wemmbu, Wemmbu just didn’t know that. It was about Mane, how he couldn’t save Flame from the Invis Mafia.

But this episode actually proved what I’ve been thinking about Flame for ages, which is that he’s just really kind. He’s friends with Law, he keeps protecting people from his fight with God of War, he never turned him down either.

And he literally asked God of War to train him after winning their fight. THATS MY POV WOOOOOOOOO I TOLD YALL HES THE KINDEST PROTAGONIST YOU JUST HAD TO LET HIM LEARN KINDNESS FIRST!!!!!

I also love how Flame is much more emotive, even in just stupid scenes like his reaction to Spongs having his own room. Everyone say “Thank you Spoke for locking in so hard you forced the other three to also lock in.”

The fact that Wemmbu and Flame are making so many friends as soon as they are calmer and away from their best friend is peak. But the fact that Flame is literally friends with all of Law now is crazy, remember that Lettuces first target was Flamefrags (Lawdog AU might’ve led people into forgetting how much Lettuce and Flame interacted)

Now all y’all making Flame aggressive cant anymore HAHA!!! You have no excuse, he was too scared to let his heart open again after the Mafia, but Lomedy help heal that wound and now we get to actually see Flamefrags, not the Immortal Demon.

Also, Lomedy getting his own room was a showing for all the dunderheads who saw the scene where Lomedy went his own way and saw that as Torchflower breaking up, gang no.

Every new Flame video humbles all the people who don’t understand his character, it’s so great. Well, if those people could actually pay attention it would.

I think for people to actually understand why I’m making such a big deal about Flame getting misunderstood, I have to do the swap thing. Just like the “If the genders were swapped, then it would be called out.” I’m doing the “If Wemmbu and Flame were swapped, people would get mad at Flame for using OSC on Wemmbu and call him a cheater who isn’t strong at all.”

Ngl, fuck q!Ewron, I was actually thinking he was better when he showed us the tower but now, fuck bro… I actually can’t trust him ever again after this…

So Ewron is so not playing Dark Cucurucho, he’s so obviously getting tricked. So, Ash lost his heart and Ewron has a cure. Ash hopefully has learnt to not unconditionally trust Ewron’s plans because that was actual BS. The Ashswag crash out is going to be fucking epic because no way he’s lost his heart because Ewron couldn’t wait for Foolish and Tubbo to make a cure.

If Ash actually trusts Ewron after this, I’m gonna cry. Also, the fact that he yelled so loud that his sister asked if he was okay because Ewron can’t just let him talk. Ewron ragebatting him for ages was actually kinda smart because by the end the entire chat was begging for Ash to KILLTHATBOY.

I can’t wait for Ewron to get fucked over by Dark Cucurucho and for Ash to NOT HELP HIM THIS TIME. That’s Ewrons problem now, once Ash has his heart back I actually need him to not even think about Dark Cucurucho anymore.

Multi killed his own worker, Ash tried to kill himself. I know Ash was so fucking happy watching Multi crash out, because how does it feel? How does it feel to be weak, to have not been good enough.

Also, Ash immediately forgiving Ewron as soon as Ghosty died because he recognised that it wasn’t his fault, meanwhile Multi was screaming at Katie for ages while she was trying to explain.

Fuck, Multi and Ash are almost the same person, but Ash is just further along. Ash has learnt the consequences of perfection, and the consequences of ego and believing yourself higher than others. Multi hasn’t learnt yet, and sooner or later he will.

It’s the same with Ash and Aldo, I’m starting to think that they both hate him because unconsciously they see themselves in him, and wonder what the difference is. In the small part of themselves that do hold themselves accountable for their actions, they wonder how Ash can admit his faults so easily.

I wonder what will happen to Multi when a cure is made, and everyone is better. When Ewron doesn’t have to suck up to him, when Graf and Heiper are free from him. Who will Multi have? Nacho, obviously, but is that all?

And in Purgatory 3, will Nacho be there? Will Multi be forced into a team of people who will hate him, against enemies who hate him, without Nacho or his bunker to keep him comforted? Because he will be alone in Purgatory, at for Purgatory to happen fairly, everyone will be cured and un-chipped.

Remember, he’s canonically a Fed Weapon that was deemed a failure, and it’s totally not for power, but because they couldn’t control him. You don’t have ingrained pleasure when attacking people, or the ability to turn off your emotions, or have fucking unstable DNA and not be a powerhouse.

Also, the fact that Ash was just resigned to all his amour breaking compared to Don, who genuinely wanted to rage quit. That’s my poor Lifestealer cubito, losing all of your progress cause of some bs you can’t control no matter how long you grinded.

First Aldo and now Multi, bruh these experiment powers better be op because the machine literally blowing up trying to handle just his DNA alone, no input from him btw… God damn he better be cracked all to hell.