a lil sad but pretty damn rad

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

#the princess diaries 3: genovia drift

is no one going to comment on the fact that the concept of Santa is also what sugar daddies are

Santa rewards good behavior, daddy likes me naughty tho

how do i Block people from commenting on my posts

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

merry catsmas friend

Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

I’m okay with only women over 50 being eligible to hold office.