that’s not how the force works!

As in like, the existence of the Han Dynasty from roughly 200bce-200ce?

besties put in the tags what surprise song you wanna hear either in general or at your eras tour show

[girl who is a complete loser and has been one her entire life]: actually, loner hermit virgin is just my vibe right now... i'm just curating my vibe okay. that's it. it's just my whole vibe. not a lot of people would get it... whatever

benoit blanc had the right idea with his version of swearing. the comedic genius of saying things like ‘fiddlesticks’ and ‘lord help us’ is enough in itself, but paired with the occasional ‘MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS’ at the exact right moment, i am truly enraptured. i will begin using this method immediately

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

Getting a new porn bot everyday like it’s an advent calendar

I’m doing bad, I’m on the same shit

Unironically waiting for the bus in the rain rn. Real ones know ✌️🌧️🚌☔

everything should just get better immediately and forever