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turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

why do people on the internet know so much about the epic of gilgamesh

if we both get high enough can we each remotely erotically scare the other

this is actually how wizard battles on the astral plane work

[magic letter floats into ur vision] girl i am trying to sexually scare you

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

I be sleeping in the master chief position

your boyfriend is so small he fell into the saxophone and we played him. Sorry

I just liked the mouthfeel of saying “ancient sumerian cuneiform” better, but old persian was the first good pic I found. I’m sorry for spreading misinformation about historical linguistics, big naturals gandalf

my favorite thing about goncharov is that it feels like a movie it feels like a real like you know go to the theater film movie