namgyu glazer!

Daemon: Rhaenyra listen to me I saw a blond girl with dragons. A blond girl with dragons Rhaenyra. Now that may not seem at all unusual or miraculous to you or me probably because all our dragons are still alive and we have no reason to think anything is going to happen to them but would this woman who roofied me 58 times in a one week span have lied? Do you think she’d show me a tree man without cause? Do you think people are just blonde for no reason? Exactly. Now put your shoes on, we’ll avenge Jeremy

"why do you always think i kill people?" is a THOUSAND times funnier when you remember pip is going to suspect dan da silva AGAIN as the duct tape killer like

I’m seeing bistro buddy love on here but not enough for the nursery nurse 😔

Okay but seriously what do you MEAN Lyonel "rich boy just here to have fun" Baratheon fucking Iimps his broken ass into the woods on a crutch just to ask Dunk to go back to Storm's End with him???