Hakbal’s Slut

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression