currently experiencing horrors (affectionate)

I guess whether something is a tragedy, comedy, romance, or horror really depends on your attitude

hamsune meatku

Crawling out of the well of deep tumblr for the purpose, yes

yeah yeah its badddd that the government and police can track your every movement without a warning but did you know it can also help stop crimes. wait wait what 2as that. sorry actually that was wrong. it can lie about crimes. yep it can tell you to put obviously innocent people in prison qnd the cops believe it sorryyyyy. no we're not getting rid of them. did you know it could help find your lost dog.

I feel bad for anyone with it and she pronouns. Because both it/she and she/it sound like English words and you cant put them in your bio because everyone will just think you're itchy or whatever

Litteraly every time I get a notification for this post my eyes skip a few words and I read it as "I feel bad for anyone with pronouns."

Cross my heart and rub my tummy, lick my lips and eat a yummy

everybody wants to rule the world

sometimes i mention Symptoms ive had for the last 7-14 years of my conscious existence and my mother acts like a gazelle at a watering hole that just heard a scary noise

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

posts that make you want to walk into the path of an oncoming gargoyle