currently experiencing horrors (affectionate)

kris deltarune (tomorrow)

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

05.29 - Blue Blade

(I do not know much about mermaids, forgive me if I made any mistakes. Do not drown me.)

yoink!

Remember to tidy up your sewing room. These fellas might creep right in and take your cloth scraps.

Here, take this battle shrimp. One could say you've found your knight in brining armor🦐

I apprehended him mid-crime

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