Everything Under the Sun

w hur

it’s a metaphor you take the killing thing, and you shoot it with a bullet therefore not giving it the power to kill

you kill the killing thing much more powerful metaphor

In Soviet Russia we kill metaphor with many bullet

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

Best TV show ever.

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND OR SOMETHING LIKE WTF

American Horror Story: Flappy Bird

true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse

the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying