Looks Bad, Todd

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

I gave merciless blows 🔨

I rained down strikes in a way that was relentless 🌹

Hi slaughter 🌾

I had bloodlust 😈

Yayyyyy yessss!!!!!!!!!!!!

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

blasts you with my placebo beam

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

I'm fucking obsessed with Cupsy☆Yummy.  I love the rules text that has to say "Cupsy☆Yummy" every single time

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

Quote from man pranked: "Aw, Shucks!"

all i do anymore is display symptoms