Were-Elvis

I eat Elvis, coins in blender is fine

Thank you, Elvis eater

Grr mama, I eat billionaires. Coins in blender is also fine.

when i was... a young shrimp.. my shrather (shrimp father)... took me into the city... to see a marching clam.....

When I was…… a young Elvii……. My Elviather (Elvis father)…..took me into los Vegas……. To see a matching mama

When I was… a young phannie… my fathers (dan and phil)… took me into the elvisverse… to see a marching phwoah

When I was... a young waxwork, my father (the spirit of Elvis Presley)... took me to the escape room... to see a- woah I'm now sentient

When I was… a werepup… my were-ther (werewolf father)…. Took me out of the forest…. To eat a billionaire….

Call me elvis the way I'm a hound dog

woah mama call me elvis the way im elvis

Woah mama call me elvis the way I’m shaped like Elvis

Grr mama call me Elvis the way I BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Unfortunately, it seems I may have eated mouse Elvis flappina flappina.

GRR MAMA MOUSE ELVIS NOOOOOOOO *hip thrusts in despair*

Meow Mama This post is CatGirlPresley approved

someone get all the other Elvis blogs I wanna see how many we can get over here also that is the coolest image I've seen today

Woah science, this image is scientifically sound and approved by the Elvis research foundation

Grr mama I support this statement

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Grr mama it’s scrappy doo

Grr mama I have found a flag I identify with. We love to eat nazis

woah mama we're all full of lies... 😳😳 woe mama, we're meant for the flies 😱😱😫💀

Meow Mama that sounds like something @emo-presley would say

Grr mama you’re right @emo-presley get over here we found you a friend

Grr mama it’s the Sning he’s back hummina hummina all hail

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

you can only reblog this once a year

Meow mama it’s March 32nd :3

Wooo mammy have a toppin’ March 32nd countryfolks

Woah mama March 32nd. Crazy

Grr mama hooray it’s March 32nd

Woah papa you look different to the other elvii

Woah father, I’m descended from a line cursed by the gods.

Grr papa me too

Roar mama, I exist now flappina flappina

wooo mammy @elvis-resercher-official have you seen this one hummina potatoes hummina

Grr mama a fierce little Elvis friend! Welcome to the pack, @dragon-elvis

WOAH MAMA, I HAVE ALREADY ACCIDENTALLY REBLOGGED SOMETHING TO THIS ACCOUNT NOT MY MAIN ONE. FIXED NOW. WHOOPSIES.

Woah father, it happens to the best of us.

WOAH MAMA, "WOAH FATHER"? YOU ARE NOT MY DAUGHTER

Woah father, but I could be your father. There’s open space at the House of the Hearth, you know.

WOAH MAMA, I AM AFRAID I FAR PREDATE YOU AND HAVE NO FATHER

Woah father, I have colleagues like that.

WOAH MAMA, AS DO I

Woah father, do your colleagues also suffer from a 500 year old curse inflicted by the gods? Or are your colleagues themselves gods?

YOU KNOW, TERRY PRATCHETT NEVER REALLY CLEARED THAT UP, HUH-HUH

Grr mama. Like, what the fuck.

phwoah mama im the phaby

Phwoah dads, congrats on your birth! It’s a miracle you made it being born 9 months prematurely, phummina phummina. Or are you posting from Phil’s womb?

im in the phwomb

Phwoah phama you're barely old enough to show up on me

Phwoah dads, you guys sound an awful lot like Elvii. I wish I had remembered to add an Elvis option to the poll now phummina phummina. Maybe the phaby will be an Elvis?

Grr papa the Phaby smells like an Elvis

WOAH MAMA, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Woah mama, greetings, friend.

@elvis-resercher-official @emo-presley @elvis-unofficial @catboy-presley @catgirl-presley @miniature-elvis @elvis-compressedly @phannie-elvis @snailvis @ all of y’all who I can’t remember right now. New friend!!!!

Meow Mama new elvii spotted where is that elvis-detector blog

Grr mama it’s a new Elvis! Welcome to the pack, @death-elvis-official

Wooo mammy thats a neat squishmallow

Grr mama that’s one cute stuffie. I wonder if a stitch Elvis will ever appear