Stuff and Things

It’s that time of the year again.

This post feels more depressing than funny this year.

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

@funnier-when-objectum

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

idiot at wizard school just said "i have devised the perfect mana nullification field rendering me impervious to all forms of magic!" i figure he should've taken a few more interdisciplinary courses because i tweaked the timing on a gravitation spell to throw a giant boulder at him. the moment I released the spell it stopped being a sorcery equation and started being a physics one

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

In a Fight.