Dogboy

[ID: digital illustration Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street buying fruit and vegetables from a market. The market is also staffed by puppets. /end ID]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

scientist discovers a little animal awww

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

can you put that thing on a leash?

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to refer to your unvaccinated dog as an “empty vessel for rabies.” I’m sure it’s also something else. Like an empty vessel for distemper.

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it