nah

It’s October. Someone be spooky with me.

it's only the 5th.

I’ve been so tired lately. The only thing I had motivation to do is eat and use the bathroom. I mean, it was an actual struggle to convince myself to get up and shower. Is that bad?

Now I don't believe that you showered.

You’re jealous.

Of what?

Never mind. Anyway, how was your birthday?

Pretty good, forgot it was my birthday until people said happy birthday, weird as fuck. 

You stay hatin’ shut up bitch boy.

You delusional.

Alright, I’m Emily. Can you stop being weird now?

How am I being weird, Emily?

My hair is better than yours, chill bitch boy. It’s soft and sexy.

Alright, now I know you trippin' lil bitch.

Okay Drew, whatever you say.

Still haven't told me your name.

If I have to kill you myself, I’ll do it. Fuck with me. Like I said, you’re coming down with me.

You just want me to die. I get it though, you're just jealous. You've always been jealous of my hair. 

Can you quit acting weird? It was funny before but now it’s like…weird.

I don't understand how I'm acting weird though.

Bullshit because if I die, I’m making sure you’re coming down with me. How can I stage your dumb ass falling?

I'll pretend I don't know English, fuck with me. I'll be on his side, help him kill. Probably used someone else, starting to think I have a twin out there.

Yup, the nicest I can be. No crazy.

Alright, no more crazy. I'm Drew, nice to meet yo. I'll forget we ever had this conversation, as entertaining as it was.

I can see you trying to get Jason to leave you alone by telling him how we’re all infinite beings. Okay, you need to see the video.

And I bet you I'll be the only one to live. Probably even change his mind about killing. You probably staged some shit.

Alright, I’ll be nice. Let’s start fresh. Forgive me?

Gonna be nice and not crazy?

No, you’ll be the first to die because you’ll just be talking about the universe or some shit and annoy someone to the point where they’ll kill you. Don’t make me pull out the video.

It's not my fault people don't like being educated anymore. I'm trying to help you people out. You trippin', stop.