Daily Boxman

Oh this image. It speaks to me. Oh who ever game this man a 5'o clock shadow and that expression was 100% prolly trying to slide in some horny. Look at his face, that Tit grab.

hen i first saw boxlad my heart melted. I was enraged with love and bliss of how pure and sweet he was. I mean i could be horny for him, but the animators just wasn't there yet. But i could see it maybe?

His design is pretty basic. He is simple, green, and much round boxy lookin? But he dont look all that Horny. So this is simple enough...

My man got class, he has his pinky out and everything. Plus his hair all fixed up and blue suits his green sick like complexation. But its much more class than Horny. So i donno on it... >3>

Ok i know this is his Max Design.

But COB IS IT GOOD.

I wish we could have seen more of buff dilf cake Boxman. All swol up like a Husky dad that would beatme to a pulp if i messed with his kids. I mean look at him~

-Welcome to a little side project of mine! [ and my wifes]

If you’ve watched OK K.O.! and have eyes, you may have noticed the sheer amount of T H I R S T??? many animators seem to have for the evil green gremlin man known as Boxman. I, personally, would often try to guess just how horny the animators were whenever he appeared in the show. It started as a stupid little game, but I progressively got more and more engrossed in it to the point where I had practically made it into a science. It was then I developed my totally for real patented Boxman Horny Scale™, Inspidered by my beloved @daily-venomous and I am now prepared to share my findings with all of you fellow simps. [ sorry i kinda reused ur text love]

So here’s a brief rundown of the scale:

Ratings range from 1 to 5.

1 kind of doesn’t count. There’s either not enough information present or it’s made to look comedic. A 1 isn’t necessarily bad (I quite enjoy 1s!), it’s just that they can’t be judged on horniness.

2, to put it bluntly, is just ugly. Like, you could show it to someone, tell them that people are genuinely thirsty for that man, and they wouldn’t believe you.

3 is average. Just a basic dude. These are the most likely to be on model, or following the show’s style to a tee, for those of you who don’t understand animation speak. Not necessarily completely devoid of horniness, though. Man’s sexy by design.

4 is a liiiiittle horny, but there’s still some room for doubt. It could be driven by horniness - and it probably is - but it could also be for dramatic purposes, or the artist/animator might just be really skilled!

5 is undoubtedly horny. There is no other possible explanation. Like, the animator just draws him in a completely different style out of nowhere just to accentuate the horniness. How did they get away with this on a kid’s show.

There may be occasional half scores. Sometimes they fall into two different ratings, so it’s easiest to just strike that sweet halfway point.

And that’s pretty much all there is to it! A pretty simple system, but quite an effective one! I’ll rate any Boxman, for better or for worse. There are no limits outside of those imposed by Tumblr itself. Even repeats are fair game! Despite my best attempts at making an objective scale, the ratings are still fairly subjective. Maybe my thoughts/opinions have changed, or maybe I just have more to say!