this world is beat

at some point you’ve got to STOP reading the entrails and go out and LIVE that which was portented by them, because you WILL run out of doves

Sound advice

I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again!! i would prefer to be an orb

therapy? no i just sit with 7 chickens under a bush until i feel better 

Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to

Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language

the 70s was an incredibly horny decade, largely due to the music of its day. if you’ve ever heard queen abba or electric light orchestra you’ll understand why the youth were balls to the wall and wore hideous clothing not only without shame but with hubris. in this essay i will

Your Belly Button Is Just Your Old Mouth

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat