eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

Neofrerardism aka New Frerard aka the contemporary school of frerard

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

poor gerard i worry about them in the heat!!! (sees them acting delirious in the heat and simultaneously doing the most blatant O faces on the planet while sweating and swaying) put gerard in a furnace

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

frank 'no gag reflex' iero being left with no choice but to suffer through his tummy issues until his body decides its vomit time joining the band fronted by gerard 'lets make ourselves throw up' way and their vomit kink... that's not frank thats y/n he woke up one morning threw his glue dreads in a messy bun, walked downstairs to see gerard in the kitchen and jamia said "hi y/n this is your new owner gerard" and he got sold for £20 and some weed to my chemical romance

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand