matthew 🎣

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

god i need something so bad. but what is it

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Butler voice your wig sir

A fetish can build character and morale

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

there is some alient out there sucking dick in zero gravity