tier 15

When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

What

Your leg. It ends.

I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong

Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

I mean. at some point it does. yes. 

then what’s the problem

your sketchers don’t even light up so I don’t really think I can trust you as a wingman tonight

“….I mean, they’re funny, you’ll like them”

is that barb from stranger things

It’s so accurate



*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

A man of the people tbh

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

dwayne the rock johnson is always welcome in my social circle if he chooses to come by

my dream job is being the guy that shoots the hole into each individual cheerio with a handgun

This made me happy

I love this